Life Hacks, Twink Death
Buff Spongebob, Sylvia Plath
Jesus Land, Weinergate
Tent City, Jerkmate
The Future is Stupid.
The Future is Dead.
Touch Grass, Caturday
IRL, boxxybabee
ANewHopeee, Livestream Fail
Tai Lopez, Fail Whale
Gary Vee, Adin Ross
David Sacks, Logan Paul
Jeffrey Bezos, Andrew Tate
NikoCado, Liver King
WorldOfTShirts, Christine Chandler
IcePoseiden, Jeffrey Starr
The Nina, The Pinta, The Santa Maria Add 'em up - a-one, two, three-uh.
Go die in Gary, Indiana, rot in Butte. Montana,
Centralia and Burkesville are still on fire
You'll find no hope in the land of capital and smoke
Oatman Arizona, to Fetterman's home of Braddock, Youngstown, basically Allepo
Won't you get hip to all this awful
Come on folks, dedicate your life this
Get your fix on Route 666
Well well well, what do we have here?
Some little trespassers think this is their private playground.
Some awful instagram photoshoot right by my prized hydrangeas.
But my property taxes pay for that grass.
Every. Single. Blade. Of. It.
So I'm going to give them a piece of my mind.
Hey, you kids! I'm documenting all of this.
Your parents will hear about this absolute disgrace.
Don't roll your eyes at me young lady.
Back in my day we had a thing called respect for our elders.
I've got your faces on camera, so just wait until the police hear about this.
This neighborhood is falling apart at the seams.
You're just disgusting. An absolute disgrace.
Children are not welcome here.
Don't you dare come here you entitled monsters.
This neighborhood is falling apart and your parents will hear from my lawyer.
And don't you roll you eyes at me or the community board will hear about this.
This generation has no respect. I demand respect as your elder.
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Hello! This an emergency broadcast, this is not a test.
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.